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They are just trying to save their skin. You decide the best way to start saving money is by buying a large quantity of the cheapest, quality alcohol that you can find. You imagine that you can find them in the cheap liquor section of the liquor store that you frequent. You decide to buy one case of beer, five bottles of vodka, four bottles of rum, two bottles of tequila, and a case of wine, all at the same time. You figure youll save the most by buying the most alcohol at once, but you decide to see how well the plan works after all. There are some liquor stores in your neighborhood, but you cant find anything cheap enough that you can afford. Finally, you find what youre looking for in the cheapest liquor section of the store. It has to be the cheapest one because there are only four bottles of liquor for a dollar, so you immediately buy one. Its a strange feeling as you are drinking beer and whiskey for the first time. Youve never felt this good in your life. Youre sure youre going to pass out soon, and you dont even care. Youre glad that the beer is so cheap, because you dont want to be paying for something more than its worth. You think up a few reasons to stay up, but you decide to just enjoy yourself and spend as much as you can. After eating your dinner of bread and cheese and fruit you decide to go home and sleep. You dont really sleep much though because as soon as you walk in the door, you fall asleep. You dont need to go the bathroom or get any work done that day. Then, all at once, you feel very tired and like you shouldnt be doing this. Your friends are probably going to think youre an idiot, but after tonight, you dont care. You fall asleep and the next day, you wake up in the park alone, with your clothes off from yesterday. You dont have anything you need to do or need to do as far as doing something productive that would contribute to your future. You just want to lie around and sleep. As youre sitting there in the nude, And wondering why you did this in the first place, you start thinking about a few things you could do. You start thinking about what you want to do with your life. While you can definitely think about what you want to do with your life, its not really like what youre doing right now. You have nothing to lose, so you start thinking about what you want to do. You want to travel the world, take more risks and have fun while doing it.

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