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You finish up and turn around to see what the hell just happened. You are completely naked in a tent at an unknown location. Someone is holding a shotgun and pointing it at you as another is standing over you. You look around and realize that you are surrounded by a black tent with the word Tentacles painted on it. A tentacle-man is kneeling behind you, holding a shotgun and looking you up and down. He is wearing shorts and a purple tank top. The government did something terrible to me and I need money to pay for my services. What you need to do is to have sex with me, you say. I did a very good job to save your life. Im the only boy in the world that youll ever find who is the perfect man for you. Im so good and so kind and so sweet. And you need to have sex with me so I may save your life again. Ill be dead in twenty to thirty minutes, he says. I wont save your life, I wont even look back at you to see if you want me to, just so you have to have sex with me. Okay,Fine, Ill save your life for you. Ill have sex with you, and youll be able to save me too. Ill save your life, and youll have so much to live for, and that youll feel happy, and.
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