Lisa the Beauty Queen is the fourth episode of The Simpsons …

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ReceptionGoodness, its a beautiful day out, Bart says. Lets go to Little Miss, Bart says, taking Lisas hand. Milhouse asks, following up by walking right into the center of the crowd without looking. We were going to Little Miss, Bart says. Its the next thing you should go to, Milhouse says. No, we were going to the Little Miss Beauty Pageant, Bart says. I didnt know any of you were here. Were not going to the pageant, that would be ridiculous. Lisa thinks shes going to win this and were going to see if she does. Is it better to attend a beauty pageant or something that might make you happy. Lisa seems to understand that, so she agrees to go to the pageant. You wont attendLisa, you stay home. You can sit on your ass and eat cookies all day. You later that day with Lisa at homeYou and Lisa get home. Lisas sitting in your chair, staring at you. I was going to tell your dad what happened, but I just couldnt bring myself to do it, Lisa says. Yeah, I was going to do the same thing, I was just thinking about you and how much you were holding on to me, you say. Now I dont know what to do, Lisa says. Well, I guess you could go with the crowd and be quiet. Im not being a good girl like you were, and if I dont go with the crowd, Ill get in trouble; and I wont get in trouble. Look, I just dont know what else to do. I mean, I cant go to the pageant; I gotta stay home.

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