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You say You dont want to see what I foundYou say No. Its OK, I wont let it stop me, the statue replies. Its just my way of showing my gratitude for keeping me alive. You refuse to be a puppet on a string You refuse to be a puppet on a string. The statue says Fine, fine, just give me a minute. Then the statue says, I was a little busy cleaning up my other side. Your statue continues to stare at it for a minute, until it slowly says, OK, fine. Go ahead and go take a walk around the park. The next day, you wake up and see your statue standing in the park. You leave You leave your statue. No answer, so you give up and go about your day. You go to the park with your statueYou head to the park. You go to the statue, and you say, OK, Im ready now. As you and the statue get up, you see the statues right arm bend at an odd angle. The tip of the statues nose rises up, while the statue itself seems to grow longer. It seems to go up until a point that appears to be the tip of the statue itself. It transforms into a weird, bulbous, two-handed, frog-like creature. You watch as your statue disappears completely, into the ether. As the ether disappears, you find yourself back in the park. You sit down on a bench, and continue your day. You walk around for awhile, and then you wander out to your apartment. You go to the window and look out into the park. You find the statue sitting there, leaning a little. That worked, you think as you walk past it. At dinner, you eat a little on the cheaper side.

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