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You: Wow, Im on my 2nd night here and I have NO idea where the hell Amal and George are. I just found out theyre splitting a room at the hotel with Markle. George: Hah, dont you think this is a little obvious. Thats because I know youre a closeted fker and that youre only taking advantage of us while we sleep, because Im not. Ive decided after all the publicity from this wedding that Im out of the marriage and Im moving on. Amal Im sure is still upset about me dumping her for you but Im pretty sure shes only doing it for her own ego and not because she actually loves you. A woman calls you out on this, but its too late, youve already gotten one-sided when youve been sleeping with Amal since the first night in your hostel. You realize this is how youve been living your entire life. Its not like you need to see her. Amal is obviously mad at George and with the two of you being in separate rooms in the hotel its obvious she has no intention on leaving him. You decide since youre heading back to your room you might as well see what shes up to. You meet with AmalWhile in London, you call Amal from your hotel room and catch her on the phone on the way to your room. Hey Amal, its me George, come on, its too late now. I already decided after being with you for a week. No, no, its too late now and Im still mad. Well, I guess you have time to talk, after all Im still the best attorney in the United States. I was loyal to you and your wife and I wasnt happy only to be dumped for a man who was more successful. Look, you can keep telling yourself that. Maybe it doesnt matter because its obvious you dont love me. But your loyalty does matter because I have clients all over the world, I want them to get their moneys worth. I also have business and family too so I want to take time to talk with them as well. You have no idea what to say so you just hang up. While in London, you call Amal from your hotel room and catch her on the phone.

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