All jokes aside, there are those out there who, despite advances in science and …

Article about Flat earth celebrities

This is not the end; you must find the means to fight it. You find a magazine in the bottom of a drawer, its cover depicting a flat-earth image. There is a story-line about a new Flat Earth theory being published, and you take great pleasure in reading how the Flat Earth movement is slowly being crushed and being displaced by more scientific, up-to-date scientific thought by the end of the year. After all, who needs an explanation like a round Earth when you have an explanation like a flat Earth. Then you read the story line again, because there is one important detail missing from it. The Flat Earth theory is currently in the hands of, for lack of a better word, a poofter. The Flat Earth has been overthrown, you say. The Flat Earth Theory is currently in the hands of a pooper. Do you know of any way to stop this. No, you do not know of any way to stop it. Well, we cant go back in time to stop this, because we dont exist, you say. There is no possible way to travel back in time. The present was created first, and since its present, whatever happened in the past does not exist. The past simply has no beginning nor end. Even if you were to travel back, it would be like trying to go back in time to see whether you or your sister ever kissed on a dare. The only possible conclusion is that you were the one who kissed and are therefore your sister. You never would exist as you do today. So the only way to stop this is to destroy it in the process. You go to the pastYou are destined to repeat these same actions forever. You will be a part of the greatest catastrophe in the history of creation. You have always been a part of the greatest catastrophe in the history of creation. You have never stopped to question it, but the knowledge that you have been here to create the exact same catastrophe over and over again is proof that the question has already been answered. You will be going back to kill your sister. You are doomed to repeat these same actions forever. You are destined to repeat these same actions forever. The Flat Earth Society is an upstart flat Earth theory whose members believe that the Earth is a globe and that the planet Earth is flat.

Post about Flat earth celebrities